UPDATE 2! Rumor: Possible Teaser Trailer Descriptions for Star Wars: The Force Awakens?

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The first possible description of TFA teaser trailer was posted by BadAssDigest. With TFA teaser just around the corner, it was just a matter of time before such thing would appear. At this point no one can tell if it’s legit, and I even wouldn’t call it spoilerific so feel safe to continue reading…

 

From BadAssDigest:

 

It’ll be short. And when I say short, I mean one minute long. It’s going to have The Force Theme played on woodwinds, softly, over flashing images of the main leads, each fading to black. There’s no dialogue, just reveals of the characters. And then the music swells up into a full orchestral piece – perhaps what John Williams recorded this weekend? – and we hear a female voice, likely Daisy Ridley’s, saying “Wake up.”

And then the title card appears – Star Wars: The Force Awakens – and we see the Millennium Falcon, firing blasters, coming right at the camera.

 

Remember that the rumors state we could be seeing a trailer as soon as the release of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One or Thanksgiving, and at the latest it will be shown around Christmas. This is a very exciting time to be a Star Wars fan.

 

UPDATE!

 

The fine folks over at Making Star Wars have stated that they have received a tip from an informant that the trailer will have a little more content than a few new faces.

  • Fade in from black, shots of the dunes, Boyega pops in to the shot from below. He’s wearing white Stormtrooper armor but he doesn’t have a helmet on.
  • In the teaser we only see Boyega and Ridley really.
  • Ridley boards a speeder.
  • She has a helmet on like Endor Leia, a design with pop-down goggles.
  • A shot of Ridley’s speeder approaching the station (the TMZ set we saw).
  • We see the new Stormtroopers on a transport. The flight is turbulent.
  • New X-wings.
  • TIE Fighters.
  • The new Soccer Ball Droid
  • The new “Sith” is also revealed. He has a cross-beam lightsaber and the beam flickers strangely.
  • The Falcon.

 

It should be noted that the list is by no means in order. Still, it’s cool to hear that some of the rumors that have circulated might have some weight to them after all.

 

Once again, special thanks are in order to Cantina regular MagnarTheGreat for pointing these two tips out for us.

 

 

UPDATE 2!

 

Latino Review also shared what they know on the subject:

People in Europe have also been secretly shown the minute-long Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser. 

I’m very happy to tell you that our new villain, the “cyborg” or “Inquisitor” depending on when you jumped off the rumor mill, is totally in the teaser.

He’s masked (no identity spoilers yet!) and the final design of the mask looks somewhere in between the red-colored Imperial Guards from Return of the Jedi and Darth Revan from Knights of the Old Republic.

 

Some of the descriptions above definitely match with THIS leaked concept art. This villain resembles another character from the Star Wars: Legacy comic which we discussed before HERE and HERE. There’s been too many coincidences with this comic already. Don’t you think? I hope the teaser will give us some answers.

 

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139 thoughts on “UPDATE 2! Rumor: Possible Teaser Trailer Descriptions for Star Wars: The Force Awakens?

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:36 pm
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    Good I would like character reveals….

    • November 17, 2014 at 10:41 pm
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      As in like the full names in big text of the characters too. Not just brief glimpses on screen. But knowing Abrams…..

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:37 pm
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    After the Millennium Falcon fires its blasters, Luke, standing between Leia and Han, says, “in this movie, we play witches.”

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:37 pm
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    This would dovetail quite a bit with what Jason Ward was saying this weekend. He also reported that the Falcon is the last shot.

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm
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    I just hope they are short shots of the characters and not just images (pictures), that approach seems a little dated

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm
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    I’m okay with a teaser being mostly visuals and music. Make this a slow burn sort of thing…get people talking and obsessing about details and ramp up accordingly.

    • November 17, 2014 at 10:48 pm
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      A lot like AOTC teaser. All you heard was Vader breathing and images.

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:41 pm
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    Wake up – really?!?!
    This is just cheesy. Let’s hope the movie is better than this.

    • November 18, 2014 at 12:21 am
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      Says you with the name “pepperspray windu”

      • November 19, 2014 at 8:53 pm
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        What do you want Daisy to say? “Damn you, a-holes”?
        You know, every movie has some cheesiness. The OT has some and, aside from Star Wars, so does Lord of the Rings. So calm down.

    • November 18, 2014 at 12:49 am
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      Name me a single line of dialogue in any of the existing 6 movies that couldn’t be considered “cheezy”.

      Have you even *seen* Star Wars?

      • November 18, 2014 at 1:44 am
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        I would say most of the Alec Guinness lines were not cheesy, he gave Star Wars IV serious maturity credibility.

      • November 18, 2014 at 12:42 pm
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        Oh get out of here with that apologist nonsense. There’s very minimal “cheese” in the OT. Especially in TESB. How about ANY DIALOGUE from Dagobah? Anything coming out of Sir Alec Guinness’ mouth. Anything from the entire Throne Room sequence in ROTJ. You tasteless, PT/Lucas fellators will try anything to minimize the OT’s greatness in a pathetic attempt to bring it down to the PT’s level.

        • November 18, 2014 at 1:42 pm
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          Especially in TESB? Do you not remember the line, “a death mark is not an easy thing to live with” ? It’s the only part of that movie that makes me cringe every time I watch it, which is a lot. Lol! That being said, imo TESB is not only the best Star Wars film, but the best sequel of all time.

          • November 19, 2014 at 6:34 pm
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            “From a certain point of view.”

            Most aggrivating line in Star Wars history

    • November 18, 2014 at 2:28 am
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      I agree. Wake up sounds uber gay. The movie had better be damn good.

      • November 18, 2014 at 7:19 pm
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        Yeah. Totally homosexual *eye roll*

    • November 18, 2014 at 3:29 am
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      What if they played “Wake Up” by Rage Against the Machine right after she says it, a la The Matrix?

      Then you have a bunch of shots of the falcon, (WAKE UP!), lightsaber battle (WAKE UP!), ties and X wings battling (WAKE UP!), Luke flying through the air with a black trench coat on and sunglasses (WAKE UUUUUP!)

      I’d buy that for a dollar.

      • November 19, 2014 at 8:56 pm
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        LOL!!! Haha!!! That would be soooo epic!!!

    • November 19, 2014 at 4:06 pm
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      What the f*ck are you talking about? How the hell can such a simple and common frase as “wake up” be cheesy. That’s like saying “someone sets hello in the movie that is so cheesy” ok so I understand there is an extremely simple an nonforced pun in someone saying wake up in a movie called the force awakens. But that’s like saying it’s cheesy that someone used the word “back” in the empire stricks back. I think you need to up your med dose.

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:43 pm
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    Sounds very likely to me. Looking forward to seeing it!

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:46 pm
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    Just saw this on another post.

    If true, Hly Sht!

    _________________

    From a post Ardnt 4th draft rewrite

    Out of respect for the fans/film makers, no narrative arc will be noted.

    Again, [Spoiler Caution]

    Villain(s) / Max Von Sydow – Darth Plagueis

    While Max has been announced as a cast member, he won’t actually make an appearance in this film. Disney had an outline for the entire trilogy from the beginning and knew about Plagueis being vital to the story (how do you top the Emperor, anyway.) Due to his age, most of Max’s scenes would be filmed during Ep. 7, since his availability may be limited (or non-existent) in future episodes. He’ll likely be seen via holograms in the next film (ala ESB) before finally appearing in the flesh by Ep9…his death being the climax (and likely filmed with stunt doubles.)

    Sith Protectors

    Lupita Nyong’o – Vena [in early script]
    Christina Chong – Ova [early script]

    The dichotomy of two (Master/apprentice) will be slightly different in this film, due to the shift in mythological themes. A single underlying evil remains, though is surrounded by ‘protectors’, who also serve as spies/liaisons. The classic aesthetic of these film’s can’t be overstated and they’ve referenced early McQuarrie art for The Plaguies lair. Early draft had him immaterial, communicating through the force to susceptive minds (see Voldemort.) Since the dark side in this film is more stratified, several key characters fall victim to Plagueis’ scheme.

    Empire/Rebels

    Gwendoline Christie – General Vos [early script]

    Despite the passage of time, and much like real world politics, the Galaxy is still not at peace. Even though the Empire as we knew it has been overthrown, several individuals [factions] have split, remaining loyal to the prior regime. In a sense, there are rebels on both sides. Since they lack a dictatorlike leader, the Imperials basically operate as a police state, headed by General Vos. It’s important to note that the relationship here is less good and evil and more a tense rivalry [think a more vitriolic Republican/Democratic dichotomy] with both sides adhering to a core understanding (Rebels even use old Imperial ships for reconnaissance, for example.)

    Jedi / Offspring and Old Friends

    Mark Hammill – “Master Luke”
    Daisy Ridley – kira
    Adam Driver – Jona [early script]
    Harrison Ford – Han Solo
    Carrie Fisher -Leia Organa

    Not surprising, Luke is a recluse. Having done his duty, he has taken abode on Tatooine, his home world and is uncle and mentor to…..Kira. Even though frustrated by life on this planet, she adores Luke and heeds his wisdom. Kira is sister to Jona, a New Republic pilot who spends most of his time serving in the Rebel Fleet. They are both the offspring of Han and Leia. Arndt originally had Jona on Tat and Kira with her parents, but that was since switched. To JJ’s credit, this was an incredibly brave move. Han and Leia are estranged and never married.

    Contemporaries / New Comers and Tragedy

    Oscar Isaac – Kane [early script]
    Andy Serkis – Orgo
    John Boyega – Ren

    Leia is the equivalent of Chancellor. She wanted Jona[now Kira] to lead a simpler life and not get caught up in the bureaucracy of New Republic affairs. She also was subconsciously concerned about her well being since kira is apparently more powerful than her brother. On Tatooine Kira is best friends with Orgo, a cyborg border guard. Han is commander of the Rebel Fleet. Kane Is co-pilot and inherits the Falcon when Han & Leia……perish (heroically.) Though tragic, their deaths serve an inevitable and necessary plot point: Kira now is thrust onto a new path and will be trained by Luke (naturally.) Kane travels to Kashyyyk and in an endearing exchange (admittedly, I shed a tear) Chewie supplants Han as co-pilot, continuing his life debt. Jona is overcome with grief and disappears for the rest of the film, presumably to avenge their deaths. He will likely be the fallen hero throughout the trilogy, though this isn’t really made made clear in this draft.

    Ren, a fellow pilot and friend of Jona, arrives on Tatooine to relay the bad news, though Luke has already felt it. With the aid of Orgo, they navigate the remote wilderness enroute to Mos Eisely to get off world. The emphasis is mainly on Kira now. There is sensual tension between Kane and Kira (I’m sure you can sense where that’s headed.)

    Plot Outline
    [Spolier]

    Locations.

    Tatooine (Mos Espa makes makes an appearance in this film [one scene], though it isn’t a space port.)

    Dantooine (a Rebel Mainstay)

    Coruscant (New Republic Alliance)

    Kashyyyk (Brief scene)

    Mustafar (Plaguies Lair)

    Cyrene (Training Locale)

    A Few Other Notes

    -Contrary to popular assumption, the Jedi are not plentiful in this film (there is substantial dialogue that explains this.)
    It also serves the story by having the protagonist go through an ordeal (loss, epiphany, adventure, growth) which is a universal structure (i.e. If the prime characters were fully seasoned Jedi already, that wouldn’t leave much room for a a story arc.) Film is also very female heavy (this is also explained).
    -Film will mark the first time we see the construction of a light saber on screen (though this may have been cut from final script.)
    -This film is saturated in CT references (production and dialogue wise) though it never comes across as gratuitous.
    There are several scenes that parallel A New Hope.
    -There is a key flashback scene towards the beginning of the film featuring the actor Domhall Gleeson, Billie Lorde, Pip Anderson and others.
    – Early draft titles were A New Threat and The Shadow Heir (the latter being moved to the second film for story purposes)

    • November 17, 2014 at 9:59 pm
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      Sorry,
      Plot Outline
      [Spoilers]

      During an important Galactic Forum, when both sides are close to an agreement on unification, it is learned that a massive weapon has been built into the surface of Coruscant [This apparently was an early alternative to the Death Star and was abandoned follwing the events of TPT. It is suggested that the ‘ruined’ part of the planet seen in AOTC was an early construction site, and has since been refurbished for this new super weapon.) This was a masterful move by DP, having learned from the faults of a stand alone Death Star. It’s made all the more ominous due to the fact that Coruscant can’t be destroyed to solve the problem. The NRSenate is outraged, though it is unclear who is responsible. The Imperial faction is blamed and a war ensues.

      • November 17, 2014 at 10:10 pm
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        Oh, jeez louise already!! I am so sick and tired of Coruscant. Hopefully this is not true,

        • November 17, 2014 at 10:31 pm
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          I’d love to see Coruscant again, it’s one of the more interesting locations in the saga.

        • November 17, 2014 at 10:42 pm
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          It isn’t. If anyone actually paid attention to what people had been reporting for MONTHS!!

        • November 17, 2014 at 11:28 pm
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          I’d also like to see Coruscant. The prequels didn’t begin to exploit it’s atmospheric and dramatic potential. I want it to feel like a cooler version of NYC or London with homeless creatures the length of a city block, countless layers of rust and graffiti, areas under construction with clear plastic tarps flapping in the wind, dangerously witty young courtisans and subversive poet intellectuals dressed like Romeo in Franco Zefereli’s Romeo and Juliet, and street performers drumming thunderously on buckets in echoey underpasses just as they have all through the weary ages.

          • November 18, 2014 at 12:16 am
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            “The prequels didn’t begin to exploit it’s atmospheric and dramatic potential.” Nor did they really need to, for the story, IMO. But TCW delved a lot into the possibilities that Coruscant offers, and I’m sure there’s more—especially after such a long period of time and large-scale socio-political changes.

      • November 18, 2014 at 12:44 am
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        Iain has posted here multiple times and he has contradicted himself multiple times…

        Here is something he posted in the comments section on this site a few months back: (my response is in italics)

        Iain:
        ‘For what it’s worth
        -Title will be the first to feature only one word. (Wrong)

        -Han and Leia had two children, a boy and a girl. Though they weren’t twins. The elder boy was said to have died in childbirth, but was secretly raised by Max Von Sydow’s character. A girl, “O…..” was born a few years later. The male child won’t appear until the next film [which takes place nearly a decade later]. This is why only one offspring has been cast for Episode 7. (Now he is suggesting that Adam Driver has been cast in this role, and that Ridley’s name is Kira instead of “O…”)

        -Oscar Isaac’s character “K….” is shipmate on the Falcon, is “O…..”‘s love interest, and inherits the ship when Han perishes. (Consistent with his current lies, only “O…” is now Kira)

        -Luke inhabits Obi-Wan’s old home, is sought out after a disturbing turn of events, returns to Dagobah for information/reflection. (Really contradicts almost all leading rumors regarding bearded troubled Luke, and his self-imposed exile)

        -Boyega’s character is childhood friends with “O…..”, is a pilot, accompanies “O….” to find Luke. (He’s consistent here…but Boyega is a stormtrooper so it’s difficult to imagine that he’s friends with Ridley)

        -Film will mark the first time we see the assembly of a light saber on screen, following rare ‘element’ acquisition by young Jedi in training on remote world (recently filmed in Ireland). (Ok he said this before)

        -Adam Driver plays an officer. (Inconsistent – now he says that Driver is Han and Leia’s son, and a pilot)

        -Gwendoline Christie plays a general. (Consistent)

        • November 18, 2014 at 1:17 am
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          Creatively fake news is better than no news.
          And I believe the above statement reads that it is a repost.

      • November 18, 2014 at 11:33 am
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        Supershadow, is that you?

      • November 18, 2014 at 3:52 pm
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        I am in doubt that JJ Abrams script would be that good and intelligent. It sounds more like a highly appreciative fan.

    • November 17, 2014 at 10:01 pm
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      What does CT stand for as in “CT references?

      • November 17, 2014 at 10:33 pm
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        Classic trilogy

    • November 17, 2014 at 10:03 pm
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      Sorry but a voldemort type villain isn’t going to happen.

    • November 17, 2014 at 10:27 pm
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      Hey, it’s Mickey Suttle! How’s the girlfriend?

      • November 17, 2014 at 10:59 pm
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        No Kidding!! Too many details spewed out, and same writing style.

    • November 18, 2014 at 2:00 am
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      What a load of crap! Is that you, SuperShadow?

    • November 20, 2014 at 3:19 am
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      Could somebody, anybody please make up a damn script where the original trilogy characters DON’T die. I’m begging you. My childhood has been destroyed on a semi-consistent basis ever since the very first rumored script. It’s the ONE THING that has made me fear instead of embrace these new films.

      I’ve tried a Zen approach, but these rumors keep pouring in with the SAME thing every time. Ooh lookie a new rumor. Click. Han dies, Luke dies, Leia dies, Chewie dies… is there not a single script that can be written just to humor me… Han lives, Luke lives, Leia lives, Chewie lives…

      Stop trying to erase the OT because it will never stop being great.

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:46 pm
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    Daisy says, “wake up” and we immediately cut to the opening scene of Porky’s where Pee Wee tries to measure his boner and his mother walks in on him, causing him to abruptly role over, injure said erection and in pain, exclaim “INSTANT EUNUCH!”

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:47 pm
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    Hope we get to see the new characters images at least, remember it’s still a year away so we can’t expect too much

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:48 pm
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    I posted the link for this 1:12 before this was written.
    I hope I had a hand in this ….

  • November 17, 2014 at 9:51 pm
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    And you hear chewie’s token scream from inside the falcon. Whaaaaaaaggg!

  • November 17, 2014 at 10:04 pm
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    Having someone say “wake up” in the trailer makes the title feel more right to me.

  • November 17, 2014 at 10:17 pm
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    So it’s come to this: spoilers about teasers!

    • November 17, 2014 at 10:51 pm
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      But its cool. Like there is another skywalker. . . . Mr lobot

  • November 17, 2014 at 10:46 pm
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    They changed it. It now ends with Penelope Cruz whispering “Abre los ojos”.

    • November 17, 2014 at 11:09 pm
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      TECH SUPPOOOORRRRRRTT!!!!!! TECH SUPPOOORRRRT!!!!

      • November 19, 2014 at 2:44 pm
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        Sorry sir but, thats just not in our job description. You’ll have to call Geek Squad.

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:10 pm
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    I hope Daisy’s character says:
    “Wake up! Time to die!”

    or
    “Wake Up, San Francisco!”

    or
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up

    We’ve both been sound asleep
    Wake up little Suzie and weep
    The movie’s over, it’s four o’clock
    And we’re in trouble deep
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie

    Well, what are we gonna tell your mama
    What are we gonna tell your pa
    What are we gonna tell our friends when they say ooh-la-la
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie

    Well, I told your mama that you’d be in by ten
    Well, Suzie baby, looks like we goofed again
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
    We gotta go home

    Wake up little Suzie, wake up!
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up!

    The movie wasn’t so hot
    It didn’t have much of a plot
    We fell asleep, our goose is cooked
    Our reputation is shot
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie

    Well, what are we gonna tell your mama
    What are we gonna tell your pa
    What are we gonna tell our friends when they say ooh-la-la
    Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
    Wake up little Suzie”

    http://youtu.be/4X7b2E_Jq-k

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm
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    Kira and Luke will sing:

    “(luke) Wake me up
    (kira) Wake me up inside
    (luke) I can’t wake up
    (kira) Wake me up insite
    (luke) Save me
    (kira) Call my name and save me from the dark”

    hahahahahaha But everything I read in this article I liked.

    • November 18, 2014 at 1:00 am
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      Wrong.

      It’ll be Rage Against the Machine’s Zach screaming WAAAKE UP!!!, as Luke takes flight after warning the new villain (a 100% cybernetic Sith Lord called Darth Matrix) that he’s coming for it.

      That will be the final scene of the film, of course, paving the way for EP VIII: The Force Reloaded and EP IX: The Force Revolutions.

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:41 pm
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    Sweet. Whatever the content, let’s hope the teaser is released soon.

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:42 pm
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    They could have a blank screen to Williams music and I would still be ok with it.

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:50 pm
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    Maybe it’s the “Wakey Wakey” from Good Morning Vietnam?

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:54 pm
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    Two different descriptions.
    One probably is the right one.
    Probably Both of them are not true.

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:55 pm
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    Why reveal the new sith or villain?
    I really doubt it

    • November 18, 2014 at 2:42 am
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      Probably we’ll just get a glimpse of a cloaked figure, features/gender and maybe even species unrecognizable.

  • November 17, 2014 at 11:56 pm
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    And right at the end, show a hooded & grizzled old Luke, holding a lightsaber..

  • November 18, 2014 at 12:52 am
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    I’ve waited since 1983 to see a sequel to Return of the Jedi and they aren’t going to even give us a glimpse of Han, Luke + Leia? Sounds kind of lame.

    • November 18, 2014 at 3:35 am
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      Nope. Makes sense. The ST rightfully focuses on the new cast, where it belongs.

  • November 18, 2014 at 1:08 am
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    I’m pretty sure the trailer exists on a monitor in a room inside Bad Robot with no more than 4 sets of eyeballs seeing it. How could a description get out?

    • November 18, 2014 at 1:37 am
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      In the same way someone located the elmets pictures and noticed the lights on them as the rooftop ones. Dunno, maybe hackers…

  • November 18, 2014 at 1:29 am
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    FANBOYS 2: THE QUEST FOR THE TEASER TRAILER

  • November 18, 2014 at 1:30 am
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    “cross-beam lightsaber”

    what is that?

    • November 18, 2014 at 3:24 am
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      A lightsaber with two smaller saber blades extending from a cross guard. Looks like a medieval broadsword version of a lightsaber. There was a leaked photo of a “Sith” with this weapon. I still say it is silly and impractical, and I hope it looks better in action.

      • November 19, 2014 at 9:56 am
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        The cross bar probably has an on switch, or is controlled via force to activate when needed, deflect another blade as in medieval swords or as a secondary weapon. Remember Liam Neeson showing Orlando how to use a cross bar as a weapon in Kingdom of Heaven.

    • November 18, 2014 at 11:20 am
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      a fast track to self disembowelment of the one using it. …. looks bloody dengerous

      • November 19, 2014 at 1:20 am
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        Not to mention lots of missing fingers

  • November 18, 2014 at 1:46 am
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    Of course the Falcon is going to be the last shot, it’s a ripe opportunity and anyone with half a braincell would do it.

    • November 18, 2014 at 4:27 am
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      And it tickles our fancies: WOOHOO It’s the MF. IT’S REALLY HAPPENING! 😀

      Just think how insane everyone in the theater will be when it flies overhead for the first time during the movie.

  • November 18, 2014 at 1:48 am
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    So who’s slightly excited at the thought of a pre christmas trailer

    • November 19, 2014 at 6:53 am
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      Why do you care? You’re blind! 😉

    • November 19, 2014 at 2:55 pm
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      Sorry Stevie…I havent seen your house wither buddy.

    • November 18, 2014 at 9:34 pm
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      Yeah that blade worries me that they will go all out on trying to trump ‘cool’ and not consider practicality at all.

      same with the new x-wing design (and no, its not the Ralph McQuarrie design. Similar sure, but with some major differences.)

  • November 18, 2014 at 3:47 am
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    Sounds like supershadow bullshit to me uh?

  • November 18, 2014 at 3:50 am
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    If any of those descriptions are correct than I fear some of my worst fears about this movie will be true:

    -Pan down from opening crawl to a floating hand with lightsaber
    -Sith with silly lightsaber

  • November 18, 2014 at 4:27 am
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    Cue all the fan made trailers on youtube now using Lucasfilm and Disney logos
    to fool viewers!
    It’s already happening.

    I think Disney’s safe bet now is to stick with the theater release and not do an online teaser.

    Or release it slowly on tv like Guardians was.

    Fans will be suspicious that it’s fake,
    if released on youtube.

    • November 18, 2014 at 5:01 am
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      If you pay attention, you can EASILY tell which ones are fake. They have bad editing and use footage from other places.

    • November 18, 2014 at 11:51 am
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      If the teaser is launched from the Official Star Wars You Tube Channel…how is it fake?

      • November 19, 2014 at 1:18 am
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        Exactly

  • November 18, 2014 at 5:01 am
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    I was suspicious but it looks like this will be a very merry X-mas.

  • November 18, 2014 at 5:09 am
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    NO LUKE OR HAN??

    • November 18, 2014 at 2:16 pm
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      They probably want to hold off on showing Luke as the plot may involve finding him.
      It does seem like a marketing misstep if they don’t have a shot of Han.

  • November 18, 2014 at 10:40 am
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    I was hoping for a vivaldi scored trailer….

  • November 18, 2014 at 11:48 am
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    I hope all of the latest spoilers are wrong, sounds dipshity to me.

    • November 19, 2014 at 1:22 am
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      Sounds like a bunch of guys like Jason Ward are going to look like idiots in the near future.

  • November 18, 2014 at 11:54 am
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    No, but you are part of the problem.

  • November 18, 2014 at 5:27 pm
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    I hope Lupita gets a big part, since she’s the reason most people are watching.

    • November 18, 2014 at 9:25 pm
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      Wrong everyone is watching because it’s Star Wars. Also she was added to the cast after everyone .

      • November 18, 2014 at 10:42 pm
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        Yes, everyone will be watching because it’s SW. But no, the moment when Lupita Nyongo’o’s participation in the film was announced has absolutely nothing to do with her character’s importance or lack thereof.

        Also, the fact that an accomplished, Academy Award-winning actor will be in the film helps to indicate that the movie is being taken seriously, and that the story might be real good (hopefully, much better than what all these rumors are suggesting so far).

  • November 18, 2014 at 7:08 pm
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    Trailer description I believe. The fanfic I could do without. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THEY WOULD NAME CHARACTERS “VENA” and “OVA”?!!! How about “Vajaja” and “Tittaye” while you’re at it?

    I grow impatient for real news.

  • November 18, 2014 at 9:25 pm
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    lol, its my belief that most of this is b.s. I watched ROTJ last week. Think back to Luke’s final talk with Yoda. I predict that the plot will not revolve around finding Luke. I hope he will be more like Gandalf in this trilogy.

    • November 19, 2014 at 10:24 am
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      Obi-Wan: “Yoda will always be with you”. I my opinion, I still want Obi-Wan and Yoda as Luke’s mentor. Imagine a short dialogue in the teaser between Luke and Yoda, that would give me goosebumps.

  • November 18, 2014 at 9:39 pm
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    Wondering now if its actually Plagueis as the cyborg, and that’s how he cheated death.

    which would be kind of dumb considering the concept art seems to show that everyone is now at least a little bit cyborg.

    Film should be renamed Attack of the Hip Production Design.

    Still expecting them to come across Vader, and its Luke in the armor. Based off of JJ misinterpreting the scene in the Dagobah swamp (ESB)

  • November 18, 2014 at 10:40 pm
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    20 bucks says Darth Revan is the baddie!

  • November 18, 2014 at 10:55 pm
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    It’s that stupid lightsaber that is so freakin’ annoying. Does it play music too? What else can they add to it to make it look completely inane and therefore defuse the intimidating nature .. ?

  • November 18, 2014 at 11:32 pm
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    Yes thanks for pointing that out to us, Magnarthegreat! Didn’t I see someone else post this first?

  • November 18, 2014 at 11:39 pm
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    Man, I’m really dying to find out exactly what daisy ridley means by “wake up” in the trailer!!!!!!!!!

  • November 19, 2014 at 12:42 am
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    Spoilers! Adam Driver – mystery Sith, FIlm at 11.

  • November 19, 2014 at 12:46 am
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    I’m sick of seeing lightsabers that reek of fan service. The new mask is okay but I’m also sick of seeing so many different cyborgs.

    • November 19, 2014 at 5:32 am
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      agreed! Can we please stop with the lightsaber variants?! I thought the double-bladed saber was COOL and unique but then they just got worse and worse. Curved hilts? S-bend sabers? Tonfa sabers? Now crusader sabers. I thought with everything else returning to a “classic” feel we could have just the classic red and blue sabers. Guess they couldn’t resist one more “radical” new hilt. Hopefully it will look ok in action but on paper it looks silly

  • November 19, 2014 at 12:53 am
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    The last paragraph at Star Wars underworld says it all. This isn’t even intrigue. Then again, we don’t know if Driver is in fact the son or not. Double agent much? Its kind of underwhelming to be honest.

  • November 19, 2014 at 12:54 am
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    If that’s true… A cross beam lightsaber? Really? Seems like taking the whole sword thing a bit too far/literally. There’s a lot of flexibility with the hilts already, but that would really feel out of place.

  • November 19, 2014 at 12:59 am
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    Whats blows my mind, is how fast everything have moved along. We are probably going to see footage from the film really soon, and that feels unreal.

  • November 19, 2014 at 1:02 am
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    Am I going insane or was there a post that detailed all of the characters that now is gone? It was pretty damn detailed too. Why would someone erase that?

  • November 19, 2014 at 1:40 am
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    I honestly did not know Star Wars had an official you tube channel.

    But wouldn’t Disney be the first to release the movie trailer?

  • November 19, 2014 at 4:15 am
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    I’m not believing anything they’re saying until I see it. Some unnamed mysterious people in Europe were shown the trailer and turned around to spill that the baddie is that dude in the “leaked concept art”??
    No, not buying it. There’s like no proof or reason.
    Why would a cross-beam lightsaber even be necessary ? The only purpose for it is if you have a problem with the enemy blade sliding down towards your hand. It’s a problem for me when i play with toys, but it seems like every Jedi has that handled and can keep enemy blade away from their hand pretty well.
    This lightbroadsword does not scream cool. It screams AMATEUR who can barely hold a weapon. Then there’s the whole self-disembodiment issue to deal with.

    You know what they should have? A lightsaber-flail, at least that’s cooler and it’s not that much sillier. + a red laser-flail would look pretty cool in a darkly lit fight.

  • November 19, 2014 at 5:11 am
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    As a fan, i am praying for all the possible content they could cram into 60 seconds to drool over!!
    …as a film goer/filmmaker however I have to say we are really lucky even if we just get what is described. Disney needs minimal promotion to get anyone excited about star wars and most TEASER trailers show next to nothing, especillay ones released over a year before a film! Remember the dark knight rises teaser? it was just the bat logo and gary oldman mumbling. My HOPE is to see the original cast and some sweet preview shots, but in truth anything more than the title with music and a voiceover will be awesome and above the norm

  • November 19, 2014 at 5:45 am
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    Hey guys…. Remember that news article on this site that said Phantom Menace will air on Disney Channel some time in November?

    …. a very nice and convenient place to premiere the first Star Wars VII trailer, don’t you think?????

    • November 19, 2014 at 4:42 pm
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      Not at all! It will just make people remember that the phantom menace ever existed. Disney are not that silly. Plus showing it on the disney channel is ridiculous anyway. The word will get out on twitter that it’s been released on the disney channel and everyone will just go “wait what?”. Putting it on the Hobbit or something would make a bit more sense..

      • November 19, 2014 at 6:35 pm
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        If they want people to forget ”The Phantom Menace”, they would not aired that movie on their channel.

        So your logic is flawed.

  • November 19, 2014 at 10:02 am
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    Lupita as some bodyguard sounds like BS, she is way to big for such a small supporting part.
    Gwen as Vos, Vos is already established as a male.
    There is still that fuzzy on set Sith Witch picture from early this summer, has to be either Lupita, Gwen or Sellers. Whichever actress is more athletic of the three gets my vote.

    • November 19, 2014 at 10:33 am
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      N’yong played a slave in a sub-par movie that’s been rehashed by hollywood over and over again.

      She’s nothing special.

      • November 19, 2014 at 4:38 pm
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        12 years a slave was awful and over-hyped simply based on the subject matter and the fact it’s a real life story and book adaptation. The academy go full pretentious when it comes to all of that.. Lupita’s performance however was incredible and she was the only remotely outstanding thing about the film.

  • November 19, 2014 at 10:08 am
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    Judging by disney’s choice of creators, we are all going to be a very happy bunch for these next few years. Truly a great time to be a SW fan!

  • November 19, 2014 at 3:08 pm
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    It looks like very forced to show female characters. I’m ok with Daisy but Lupita, Gwen and Christina seems like forced by Disney to catch female fans.

    • November 19, 2014 at 4:16 pm
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      Well yes, films do tend to have human beings in them.. You really need to get a grip if you have an issue with such a simple concept of having more than one female in the film.

      • November 19, 2014 at 11:46 pm
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        Of course movies must have men and women like real life…my point is that in all the six SW movies the only important female character was only one…Leia in 4,5,6 and Padme in 1,2,3…it’s not bad for me to see new female characters but its odd to see now an imperial female officer if we didnt see it in the past. It looks forced.

    • November 19, 2014 at 4:50 pm
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      This is not the film you’re looking for.
      I’m sure that seedy video store down the street has what you want:

      Star Wars Episode VII: The Sausage Fest

      • November 19, 2014 at 11:48 pm
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        I’m sure you watched that video!! 😉

    • November 19, 2014 at 5:32 pm
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      Darth Wredd in his Sith apprentice outfit. Star Wars: Legacy

      • November 19, 2014 at 5:34 pm
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        Exactly!!! too much of a coincidence!

  • November 19, 2014 at 5:47 pm
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    WE’RE ALL BEING FOOLED – – except for me 🙂
    The villain is not going to be in the teaser, and the Villain is what anyone thinks he is.
    If any one of these guesses or “leaks” about the villain is true, then Lucasfilm has really dropped the ball, creativity-wise

  • November 19, 2014 at 6:07 pm
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    I’m curious – who are these random European people who have been allowed to see the teaser trailer already? And where’s my invitation, dammit?!

  • November 19, 2014 at 6:30 pm
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    The villain is Luke ?

    Just a guess.

  • November 19, 2014 at 7:26 pm
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    I still believe Lupita is Asajj Ventress.

  • November 19, 2014 at 7:58 pm
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    I’ve been wondering if the ‘grave robber’ is Leia.

    In ROTJ, during the scene when Luke dropped the bombshell that Leia is his sister and Vader is their father, they had the following exchange:

    LUKE: There’s more. It won’t be easy for you to hear it, but you must. If I don’t make it back, you’re the only hope for the Alliance.
    Leia is very disturbed by this. She moves away, as if to deny it.
    LEIA: Luke, don’t talk that way. You have a power I–I don’t understand and could never have.
    LUKE: You’re wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you’ll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has it…I have it…and…my sister has it.

    Later, aboard the DS2, Vader hit upon the idea that if Luke wouldn’t turn to the dark side, then perhaps his sister would, triggering Luke’s protective instinct and motivating him to fight. But what if, during the time period between ROTJ and TFA, Luke had started training his sister in the ways of the Force, only to then lose her to the dark side anyway? Han the cynic could have been lukewarm about the whole idea of Leia becoming a Jedi to begin with, so if her training took a turn for the worse, this in turn would have caused a rift in Han and Luke’s relationship. Luke’s faith in his own ability to ‘pass on’ what he learned from Yoda could have been severely shaken, prompting him to go into a self-imposed exile. Could it be that the Alliance has been struggling somewhat without the leadership of Luke and Leia? Could it be that Han’s leadership is also absent? Has he been ‘on the move’, or otherwise trying to protect his children from their dark mother?

    After all, we haven’t heard any reports of Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher filming scenes / being on set together, which seems odd, given the general consensus that Han and Leia went on to get married and have children after ROTJ. And thinking from a ‘real world’ standpoint, I’ve been wondering how the story team would handle the fact that Carrie’s drug and alcohol abuse over the years has taken such a noticeable toll on her voice and appearance. If they made her a baddie, then the audience might be more ‘accepting’ of the fact that she is so far removed from the vibrant character we all remember from 30 years ago.

    After beginning her training with Luke, Leia could have had a morbid fascination with her father’s Sith affiliation, and been compelled to seek out the site of his funeral pyre. She also could have used her aristocratic wealth to obtain rare Sith antiquities, and her dabblings could have re-‘awoken’ the dark side. One of the leaked concept images depicted the ‘grave robber’ standing behind / embracing one of the young female characters, who to me, looks a lot like Fisher’s daughter Billie Lourd… Could it be that ‘evil Leia’ has finally tracked down her daughter, and is attempting to ‘recruit’ her? Is the fight to save the children from their mother what brings Luke out of retirement?

    • November 19, 2014 at 8:15 pm
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      I can’t imagine a fat old leia as a Sith, it would be like watching Sidious again

  • November 19, 2014 at 8:56 pm
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    Love it!

    To all you idiots saying “wake up” is stupid, what the f are you smoking? I feel bad for you dumbasses because I have a feeling no matter what you are going to hate the movie.

    I can totally see Daisy whispering “wake up” in a very dark monotone voice as if she is asking some force {Luke maybe} to awaken so there is hope when at the moment there is none….

    I will watch this teaser 1000x.

  • November 19, 2014 at 10:49 pm
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    To her credit, Carrie Fisher did lose a lot of weight for this role, and generally looks like she’s in pretty good shape for her age. But her substance abuse has prematurely aged her face and made her voice noticeably more raspy / nasal, which will be hard to disguise. However, I could see this actually working to the advantage of the story if Leia’s character had started going down the dark path.

  • November 20, 2014 at 8:51 pm
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    I kind of like the wake up thing blends in with the movie title.

  • November 25, 2014 at 10:32 pm
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    What if the villain is actually Revan? #mindblown

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