The First Order Wants You! Do you have what it takes to be a Stormtrooper?
The First Order wants you to join it’s Stormtrooper Corps! Read on for more details.
According to an exclusive excerpt from Mashable.com, next week’s issue of Mad Magazine will feature a recruitment leaflet for the new First Order stormtroopers seen in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Now, the First Order is using propaganda against the Resistance showing that their way is the right way in the galaxy. They believe that imposing order is the only way to heal what they consider to be a chaotic galaxy.
For those unfamiliar with its meaning, propaganda is used as a weapon of war to increase support for the war and its commitment. It is mainly used in war efforts to persuaded people to promote efficiency in factories, reduce ugly rumors, maintain civilian morale and even contribute money.
So the ‘First Order’ is using this method because it needs your help! And it seems they can’t fight the good fight (at least in their minds) alone!
Are you ready trooper?
Check out the incredible pamphlet below.
Mad’s next issue goes on sale digitally June 3 and on newsstands June 14.
You can also check out Mad Magazines website here.
Star Wars: Episode VIII hits theaters in December of 2017.
I surprisingly got a couple guffaws out of this, despite my dislike for MAD.
I’m a little short for a Stormtrooper…
Heh, let’s hope that we are better shooters than these guys!
Shouldn’t they have an eye test in there somewhere……
Adolf Ginger needs you
Commander Motti would be proud. :’)
they hiring someone for security? Or better pilots? One old man, a huge wookie and an ex janitorial storm trooper infiltrate the security, while 10 fighters elude all planetary defenses and an entire squadron of Tie fighters…to destroy the planet.
oh and don’t forget…Luke’s pupil and understudy of Snoke is taken out by same janitor and a complete newbie to the force!
1. Finn didn’t take out Kylo
2. Rey could very well be stronger that Kylo
3. Kylo was mentally messed up (from just killing his dad) and physically impaired (got hit by the bowcaster that had been decimating people left and right for the entire film).
I don’t know why people can’t see this lol
They can, they just refuse to. How are they going to hate the movie unless they create nonexistent plotholes?
I would assume the new “CEO” is Supreme Leader Snoke, and not Kylo Ren as the leaflet says. That shows how ineffective Snoke was as a villain in TFA.
the loss of the Hosnian planets also shows his “ineffectiveness”…
I need that anti stress coloring book